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Holiday loot, holiday loot
For the almighty dollar, it reigneth

At Christmas time we spend, and we spend
Our hard won salaries
Max out our cards, take out a loan

And pay them off for ever and ever

Is this all?
Say thank you, you ingrates, little monsters, spoiled bastards
We want more now
Forget it, you brats, don't be greedy, that's all there is

You cheap jerks
Don't you get it, you morons? We're busted, no more money
I hate you all
It's over, we're ruined, we'll be homeless, are you happy?

I'll run away
Go on then, there's the door, we don't want you, can't afford you
Guess what, I'm gay
Oh God, where did we go wrong?

Next year you buy your own goddamn presents
I want to die
I need a drink
You bastards you ruined Christmas
The kids at school are all gonna laugh at me
I wish I never met you

Christmas sucks
You bastards, I hate you
I need a drink
This is hopeless, a disaster

Let's all agree we must never speak of this day again

Christmas sucks, it really sucks

To think we get to go through all this again next year
I hate you, I'll kill you, don't touch me, you asshole
Holiday loot

In gold we trust

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from Scary Christmas - The XXX Anniversary Edition, released December 11, 2021
Steven Clark and Edward Current.

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Various Artists San Leandro, California

Edward and Steven met in 1991 through a BAM magazine ad for a psychedelic-rock jam/cover band. Scary Christmas was their first collaboration together as "Various Artists." They have since decided they hate music.

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