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Scary Christmas - The XXX Anniversary Edition

by Various Artists

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Carol of the Bells (free) 04:23
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O Come All Ye Faithful (free) 05:57
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Joy To The World (free) 00:52
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O Christmas Tree (free) 04:43
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The Little Drummer Boy (free) 03:06
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Hallelujah Chorus (free) 03:18
Holiday loot, holiday loot For the almighty dollar, it reigneth At Christmas time we spend, and we spend Our hard won salaries Max out our cards, take out a loan And pay them off for ever and ever Is this all? Say thank you, you ingrates, little monsters, spoiled bastards We want more now Forget it, you brats, don't be greedy, that's all there is You cheap jerks Don't you get it, you morons? We're busted, no more money I hate you all It's over, we're ruined, we'll be homeless, are you happy? I'll run away Go on then, there's the door, we don't want you, can't afford you Guess what, I'm gay Oh God, where did we go wrong? Next year you buy your own goddamn presents I want to die I need a drink You bastards you ruined Christmas The kids at school are all gonna laugh at me I wish I never met you Christmas sucks You bastards, I hate you I need a drink This is hopeless, a disaster Let's all agree we must never speak of this day again Christmas sucks, it really sucks To think we get to go through all this again next year I hate you, I'll kill you, don't touch me, you asshole Holiday loot In gold we trust
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Deck the Hall (free) 01:27
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Slay Ride (free) 01:19
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about

This record was originally released on cassette in 1991. In 2001 we re-released it on CD with four bonus tracks (11-14). In 2011, we celebrated 20 years of Scary Christmas with 3 new tracks (15-17), published on bandcamp.

In 2021, for the XXX Anniversary Edition, we were too lazy to make new songs. So in the spirit of diversity, equity, and inclusion, we asked our Jewish friend, Matt Lebofsky, to provide a Hanukkah song.

Happy Holidays!

P.S. you can watch the video of "Hallelujah" that Edward made here on the YousTubes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqSwLKJwg3o

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released December 11, 2021

Various Artists (Steven Clark and Edward Current), Matt Lebofsky. Album art illustration by Alan Blondin.

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Various Artists San Leandro, California

Edward and Steven met in 1991 through a BAM magazine ad for a psychedelic-rock jam/cover band. Scary Christmas was their first collaboration together as "Various Artists." They have since decided they hate music.

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