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Holiday loot, holiday loot
For the almighty dollar, it reigneth
At Christmas time we spend, and we spend
Our hard won salaries
Max out our cards, take out a loan
And pay them off for ever and ever
Is this all?
Say thank you, you ingrates, little monsters, spoiled bastards
We want more now
Forget it, you brats, don't be greedy, that's all there is
You cheap jerks
Don't you get it, you morons? We're busted, no more money
I hate you all
It's over, we're ruined, we'll be homeless, are you happy?
I'll run away
Go on then, there's the door, we don't want you, can't afford you
Guess what, I'm gay
Oh God, where did we go wrong?
Next year you buy your own goddamn presents
I want to die
I need a drink
You bastards you ruined Christmas
The kids at school are all gonna laugh at me
I wish I never met you
Christmas sucks
You bastards, I hate you
I need a drink
This is hopeless, a disaster
Let's all agree we must never speak of this day again
Christmas sucks, it really sucks
To think we get to go through all this again next year
I hate you, I'll kill you, don't touch me, you asshole
Holiday loot
In gold we trust
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